Welcome to my very scientific analysis of fake news titles, as I go on a quest to create fake fake news. This investigation follows my journey of analyzing the length of news article titles and their subjects to create a fake news article of my own. If you wish to see the process, scroll down. If you wish to see the news article, (title was created using data, article was written by a professional journalist that just happens to have the same name), please click here
Discover how to make the optimal fake news title, or basically, what makes a fake news article good?
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By analyzing a sample of ~7900 headlines, I will attempt to answer these questions.
Here is a short sample of data if you want to scroll through, sorted by the amount of Facebook likes they garnered.
First step of our journey into creating our own fake news title is figuring out the the length of the title, which is VERY IMPORTANT. If it’s too short, you won’t be able to clickbait people into the article, but if it’s too long, people won’t even read it, which is not ideal.
First, we calculate how many characters are in each header! Here’s a small sample of some of the shortest titles, and how effective they were for getting Facebook likes:
OH NO NOT LARRY THE CAT :((((
Anyways, let’s get a better representation of this data, shall we?
By looking at the graph, it is clear the length of the news articles should be between 47-84, as those seem to perform the best.This data is supported by the fact that mean length of titles is around 67 characters. I mean, usually if everyone’s doing it… you should do it too right?
Regardless, that settles it! The ideal fake news title must be around 67 characters.
After deciding how long our title is going to be, we gotta decide what it’s actually going to be about! After a long, and extremely tiring process of going through thousands of articles, these are the most popular words!
I know what you’re thinking, this is clearly the MOST fascinating graph you have ever seen.
Hmm…. Let’s clean this data up by removing duplicates, punctuation, and prepositions from it! That’d give us a better idea of what people enjoy to read about, and allow us to find the best subject to center our article around!
Oh, this isn’t fun. This just SCREAMS 2018. Let’s get away from all the specific events that happened this year (mainly the US election) and see what other interesting stuff we can find, so that it’s believable any time of the year
Alright…. now we can work with this data. Considering out character limit from before, and taking the subjects that were taken from headlines…. the best fake fake news article title (proven using data) is: